Great article by an excellent and funny writer. For what it’s worth, he’s for a rookie pay scale. That said, his other rules include letting players smoke pot and to “CHAIN BRETT FAVRE TO A ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INDIAN OCEAN, WHERE HE CAN SPEND THE NEXT 30 YEARS GETTING HIS LIVER SLOWLY PECKED AWAY BY HUNGRY SEA BIRDS.”
Filed under: anti-doping policy, rookie salary cap
